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IME:Ana
MJESTO:Metković
DATUM ROĐENJA: 07.08. 1993.

MENI SU NAJBOLJI OVI TAKOZVANI GLUPI VICEVI, JER IM SE MOŽEŠ SMIJAT PO GOD. A NEMAŠ POJMA ĆEMU SE SMIJEŠ.

Sta je to malo, zeleno i leti zrakom?
SUPER KRASTAVAC.

Ušla krava u apoteku i kaže apotekaruši, dajte mi kilo kruha.
Apotekaruša kaže: žao mi je ali mi ne prodajemo kruh.
Krava kaže. ha ha ha ha je sam vas zeznila, vani me ćeka bicikl.

Šta je to malo, plavo i fućka na drvetu...
TALENTIRANA ŠLJIVA

Kako je najlakše ulovit zeca?
Sjedneš u grm i fućkaš ko mrkva...
Idu dva crnca ulicom, jedan repa, drugi mrkva.

Jedan brod potone, drugi pokile.

Idu dva čovjeka ulicom, jedan se zove Mate,a drugom padne cigla na glavu.

Sece cackalica ulicom i vidi lizaljku i kaze: "vidi glavonje"

Zasto Dino Radja ako je Goran Karan?

Zasto je prestao Brad Pitt ako je poceo Pete Sampras?

Sta kaze John Wayne kada vidi krdo bizona?
Gle, krdo bizona!

ovaj mi je najžešći

Ide šerif pustinjom, nađe pušku i dobro mu dođe...

Razgovaraju dva konja i hvale se svojim sportskim podvizima i pljuju po đokejima... u tom trenutku uletava pas i kaže: BOK DEČKI, KAK STE?
Konji se u nedoumici pogledaju i kažu: NEVJEROVATNO, PAS KOJI GOVORI...

Zakaj slon memože letjeti?
Zato kaj jogurt nema kičmu.

Ivica za 15 minuta pojede 3 šnicla, a Marica 2. Koliko je Ivica stariji od Marice?
tristo ruku i dva zuba???
prvi red thompsonovog koncerta!

Ide lisica pored grma i cuje kukuriku. Poslije pet minuta izlazi medvjed "Ah sto je znati strani jezik !"

...ide lik ulicom i stane na burek...

Jahao kauboj prerijom i došao do polja kukuruza
Vručina je bila nesnosna
Čak su se od kukuruza počele raditi kokice.
Konj je bio tako glup da je pomislio da su to snježne pahuljice i smrznuo se .
Tako je kauboj ostao bez konja.

Dođe konj i ode.

Sjedi jedna zaba i dođe treca.

Ide baba ulicom,padne i kaze joj!



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